18 Men Explain Why They Really Don’t Want To Eat You Out!


1.
“I don’t like going down on women. I don’t like the taste, the smell, or the view. I don’t like the texture, I don’t like the way it makes my jaw and mouth feel, and it doesn’t do anything to turn me on. Perhaps most importantly, there are so many things that we both like doing in bed, so I would much rather do one of those things.”
— B0000000BS
2.
“I can either love it or hate it depending on the the taste, smell or look your vulva. Yes, the last part is shallow but that’s how it is: if you have a pretty pussy I’ll want to eat it for hours, if not I’ll want to get over with it ASAP.”
— n0ggy
3.
“While I do very much like the visual, I don’t really like the taste.”
— JackPAnderson
4.
“I don’t always refuse to go down on girls. Just certain girls…. And yeah, it’s the smell. Not every girl smells/tastes good. I’m not accusing them of being unclean or anything. I think it’s just hormones, diet, or similar. Still, if my finger smells nasty after I’ve fingered you for a bit, I will NOT be going down on you.”
— Inigo93
5.
“Frankly, I smelled urine. I didn’t like that smell. I am honestly wondering if that is a common occurrence. Is it? Because I would like to try it again if this is something that is extremely rare.”
— Unknown
6.
“I didn’t go down on my last EX. I didn’t ask for blow jobs either, she offered (honest). HOWEVER, I was totally cool with going down on her but the smell… oh god the smell… she wasn’t a dirty girl (tee hee) but for some reason, it was really bad down there. maybe I’m a just a pussy. whatever.”
— IronChefJesus
7.
“Too much hair can be a deal breaker. I like the smell of clean vagina just fine, but if there’s a bush it turns the smell awful, and more potent. Strong smells strip me of my power.”
— Qui-Gon_Wolfkiller
8.
“I don’t care if a girl won’t give me a blowjob, I want to go down on her for my pleasure as well as hers. But I don’t want to go down on a sweaty, smell vagina.”
— SpiritMaker
9.
“Some people did a study and it showed that 1 out of 3 girls have crabs where I live. Meaning if I go down on a girl I’m either gettin’ the seafood special or a face full vag.”
— Calphoba
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